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nique_xclusiv
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Join date : 2009-06-15
Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
|  Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| Tindera : Bili na po kayo ng kurtina, maganda ang uri tela nito.
Erap: Magkano ba yan?
Tindera: 100 pesos lang.
Erap: Aba mura, sige bibili ako para sa computer ko.
Tindera: Bakit para sa computer nyo?
Erap: Bakit may windows din naman yon ah! | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
Join date : 2009-06-15
Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:45 pm | |
| ITS JOKE TIME ...
Pag amerikano ang umutot:excuse me!
Pag British:pardon me!
Pag pinoy pucha di ako yon!!! mamatay na ang umutot.............. | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
Join date : 2009-06-15
Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| PEDRO: Hayop k! Gnwa mko tau2han s skahan. pro shod q d 2mtaas! qng mmtay aq, cnung mgpkain s pmilya q, ikw ?
Juan: Inglisin m pwa taasan q shod m!
PEDRO: Animal u ! Mke me manman n d frm .. my slary dd not climb! if i die, hu wil eat my family, you? | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
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Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:47 pm | |
| Nurse: Wow! Ang galing mo namang kumanta!
Anu-ano pa ba ung alam mmong kanta?
Baliw: Alam ko Crazy for You!
Nurse: O sige nga kantahin mo.
Baliw: Ok!! Pero saglit lang ha?
Nurse: Ok
Ang baliw ay biglang dumapa bago kumanta.
Nurse: O bakit kailangan mo pang dumapa?
Baliw: Tapos na po yung side A, side B naman. | |
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rpadao09
Posts : 274
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 32
Location : NPA
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:48 pm | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
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Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
Join date : 2009-06-15
Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:52 pm | |
| sa mental hospital....
ng drawing ang doctor ng pinto sa blackboard...
doctor: kung sinu makalabas sa pinto na yan sya ay malaya na..
ng uunahan ang mga baliw..
nakita ng doctor na meh isang baliw na d tumakbo para makipg unahan..
doctor: bakit d ka tumakbo??
baliw: anu akew baliw...
panu cla lalabas dyan...
nasa akin ang susi...
ngekkkkk...
baliw nga.. | |
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rpadao09
Posts : 274
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 32
Location : NPA
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:05 pm | |
| Attorney: Inday, pwede mo bang idescribe dito sa korte ang taong nang-rape sayo?
Inday: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pandak, bungal....
Suspect: sige, mang-asar ka pa!!
Man went to confession, | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
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Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:56 am | |
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rpadao09
Posts : 274
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 32
Location : NPA
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:35 pm | |
| mas marami nga ung sau ehh, mahilig ka pala jan | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
Join date : 2009-06-15
Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:00 am | |
| dami kung jowks dito... nxt tym naman ung iba,.,. haha | |
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rpadao09
Posts : 274
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 32
Location : NPA
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:29 am | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
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Age : 33
Location : IloIlo city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:24 am | |
| hahah.. oo dadamihan kew talaga | |
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princess
Posts : 12
Join date : 2009-09-08
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:27 pm | |
| Usapan ng mag-ama :
Ama: Ngayong tapos ka na ng high school, ano ang kukunin mo sa kolehiyo?
Anak: Law po.
Ama: Ano? Tapos ka na ng HIGH, babalik ka pa sa LOW?!
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mS. pReSiDeNt
Posts : 665
Join date : 2009-06-17
Age : 30
Location : U N I V E R S E :)
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:18 am | |
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nicole
Posts : 243
Join date : 2009-10-02
Age : 34
Location : baguio city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:09 pm | |
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nique_xclusiv
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Posts : 604
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Age : 33
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| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:49 am | |
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nicole
Posts : 243
Join date : 2009-10-02
Age : 34
Location : baguio city
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| ,,_,, nkkatawa ung joke mo sis,,muahh
,,_,, ano amn pOe iishare ko sis,,, | |
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Ska_joker
Posts : 415
Join date : 2009-09-25
Age : 35
Location : Philippines
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:34 pm | |
| NGATS BEH,,muaax
NGONGO BUMiBILI NG GATSBY WAX!!
(ohaoha)
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Ska_joker
Posts : 415
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Location : Philippines
| | Subject: Re: joke jowk tym Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:02 am | |
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